THIS IS A CAT PLAYING IN FALL LEAVES THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
Your cute cat of the day
Today I got on the metro and a guy offered me his seat. This is exceptionally kind in rush hour traffic, and I was grateful and sincerely thanked him. Immediately after, I thought “wait…what if he only offered me a seat because he thinks I’m pregnant?! That’s gotta be it. Damn, and I thought this new dress looked great.” And that’s it, you guys. That’s my brain.
ghost puns are the BOO diggety
I went on a couple of dates with a guy from ok cupid this past weekend. Had a good time, nothing special, but I managed to go on a second date (I always bail) and had a good time (which was definitely not guaranteed). Today I was in his corner of the city for a networking event, get off the metro, think I see his face in the crowd, proceed to break eye contact and dash up the metro as fast as possible. Scale of 1 to 10, what are the odds we go on a third date? Lol I’m thinking the chances are slim. Nothing says hey I like you like avoiding eye contact and speed walking away haha
"Oh my GOD Carl I am so done with you.”